Le Mops: Pork 'n' Beans for da Soul

Yesterday a box cane from the brown guy and inside was a whole baggy of food fer me. I didno realize it was mah new diet food until I was eatin it. I pause fer a moment, but it was so good I ate it all an licked da bowl! I dunno tink it’s relly diet food. Mah mana sed I have to post mah weight fer da day: 25 pounds!

Mah mama and mah chewie entered me in a weight loss contest because they tink Ima porky! Me? fat? no way! Mah ricky daddy says Ima big boned not fat. I didno tink it was a big deal until bean night came around and I only got 2 beans. Just two! I dunno not know about weight loss or this Shape Up people sending me fat free food. I’ll let you know what happens! It canno be good!

I hereby decree that this here herb and berry garden belongs to mah ever fabulous me. While mah lil toy Lola ate all the chives already,  all further berries and herbs are mine. Thank you.

If I lick da crust, mah mama gives me a bite. I lurve pizza.

Mah mama sez i have a good voice!

Mah toy Lola likes to lay with me. I never get no peece.

One bone.
Two pugs.
Who will win?

It’s so early. Dono wake me!